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51 Fun Ideas for Single People on Valentine’s Day
Flying solo this year? Don’t sweat it. Here are 51 ideas guaranteed to make your Valentine’s Day for one truly special:

treat yourself to a nice dinner
enjoy a big glass of wine
listen to your favorite song
dance like nobody’s watching
realize your neighbor across the street is watching
quickly shut the blinds and put your clothes back on
figure the damage is done so you might as well leave your pants off
pour another glass of wine
imagine your smug neighbor telling his wife about what he just saw
hope their marriage fails
remember tonight is about you
relax and get comfy
top off your wineglass

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funnyordie:

51 Fun Ideas for Single People on Valentine’s Day

Flying solo this year? Don’t sweat it. Here are 51 ideas guaranteed to make your Valentine’s Day for one truly special:

  • treat yourself to a nice dinner
  • enjoy a big glass of wine
  • listen to your favorite song
  • dance like nobody’s watching
  • realize your neighbor across the street is watching
  • quickly shut the blinds and put your clothes back on
  • figure the damage is done so you might as well leave your pants off
  • pour another glass of wine
  • imagine your smug neighbor telling his wife about what he just saw
  • hope their marriage fails
  • remember tonight is about you
  • relax and get comfy
  • top off your wineglass

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"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.